"Oh gosh, what size is medium? Tall? Grande? Tall has to be Taller than big? Oh gosh I forget is mine skinny? With Soy? I heard upside down makes it sweeter. Mocha or latte? One has chocolate….I think. Crap I still have yet to pick my size".
Then I hear audibly "Hi Welcome to Starbucks, may I take your order"
As if I'm attempting to keep all of the thoughts from becoming tangible word vomit…"uhhhhhh" is all I can muster.
Hence this is why in our last coffee date I divulged to readers that I just stick to Dunkin.
"I'll have a medium iced coffee with cream". BAM tangible word vomit eversion complete.
Now that I have ranted about all things #FirstWorldProblems, I have a mess of sorts swirling in my head so I thought I'd share with you.
Its far too cold to venture out for an actual coffee date with you today, so I'll stay here, sip on some tea, and hope that you're soaking up more vitamin D than I am today.
If we were having coffee today:
// I would throw in speaking of Vitamin D, I went for my annual check up and my Vitamin D levels were incredibly low. So I promise it's not all in my whiney head. This Southerner is having sun withdrawal.
// I'd share with your I have been blog revived! I was able to participate in Happy Hour Hangout with two of my favorite bloggers where I was motivated with new blogging tips and tricks. Need a revival? You must check it out.
// I'd tell you that Joe and I have been bit by the house buying bug…BAAAAAD. We are wrestling with the idea of it all because housing is entirely different up North. And we have been advised by many, that owning a house for less than 5 years isn't finically savvy. And the fact that we are entertaining this idea FREAKS our family out that we may be here another 5 years. Yikes!
// I'd tell you that I'm looking into going back to school…thing is, I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
// I'd tell you that Casey (third person attacks) going back to school would mean no new house. We can't afford the bills or stress of both.
// So then I'd tell you that now I'm looking at renting houses because I'm over the apartment life and I really want an animal, flower bed and walls to paint. Can I get an amen?
// I'd share with you I'm doing some serious promotion of Simply Chemistry and some of you will be bugged by me soon!
// I'd share that I'm excited about tomorrow being Hump Day, because as always, its Cheers not Jeers!